The Cock and Ball Torture Wikipedia Page Vocoded to the US National Anthem (you're welcome)
Whats a girl gotta do to be a boy around here
everybody give it up for weird pussy
A Thing Like You and Me, chalk pastel on paper
2023
Making the bed
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if i had a penis i would treat it so well i would take it for walks and give it a comfortable bed to sleep on and give it treats etc
Happy pollinator week to a type of dinosaur that has a sword strapped to its face: the hummingbird.
fights I would pay to see: sigmund “everyone is attracted to someone” freud vs John “sexual desire is evil and cereal can and will fix it” Kellogg
Asked my mom who both has a MA in psychology and currently works for Kellogg’s to weigh in for the hell of it
enemies to lovers 500K slowburn
babygirl I can feel guilty in ways you can't even imagine
what is the lamest thing that ever genuinely scared you like either as a kid or adult. i got scared of those halloween cartoon scooby doo ass eye stickers ppl put on mirrors when i was 9 and screamed so hard i fainted
Anonymous said:
Sometimes I forget that you're, like, a big-shot WotC insider.
if wotc employees are wizards i’d consider myself a familiar
actually i experience “body horror” every day. because. um. i have one
what the sneef? i'm snorfin' here!
i hate nerves and anxiety. oh nooo i am scared of acting like a weird bitch to remedy this i will act like a weird bitch